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i always fear the mighty broom second to the great vacuum

i'm a dustbunny and life ain't fair

Name:
the last soul for 98 miles
Birthdate:
18 July
External Services:
  • i_will_bite@livejournal.com
  • comedic mushroom AIM status
I am so rich I can sue you in seven diffrent languages (yeah I wish)
Betty Crocker and Martha Stuart are so rich they can buy talk (I'm Betty Crocker)
I am so rich I can sue you for making eye contact with me (okay maybe not that rich)
Must read books:
Are You There God It's Me Martha Stuart- A heartfelt book about being an interior designer in prisonn with big buff guys who are color blind
The Glass Half Empty- An interesting book on how the human race is so negative
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stoned- Must I say more??

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